Scribed by Sparkly
In every cloud there is a Silver Lining…
Parking up early in the Top Car Park, Wally, Call Girl and I looked out the car windows with dismay at the relentless stair-rods of rain and pondered….
Not for the first time I said out loud “ Wouldn’t it be just awful if a hare had dutifully set a Hash for us in this abominable weather and no-one showed up to run it”
Nah! Perish the thought! Such a travesty could not be allowed to happen! We were there, even if somewhat reluctantly, and resolved to ensure the Hare’s efforts were rewarded with attendance and participation. Fortunately, Dusty, Easily Overlooked, Robin Hood, Satisfaction Guaranteed (with her dog Stig), and Scooby Doo thought so too.
We were encouraged by the fact that Too Bright herself didn’t actually look totally soaked and convened for a short briefing in which she advised us that it was set in flour in GH3 style, with a couple of marked falsies only.
Too Bright knows the area very well, and whilst a number of paths were quite familiar to some of us, others were not and she devised a great Hash for us. She ran behind us, in case of vandalism to the route markings, but there was none and even the rain hadn’t managed to wash them away. The Rain Gods seemed to have taken pity on us as it had stopped pelting down and we were afforded a great deal of shelter by the tree canopy.
Depending on personal preference we circumvented or ran directly through several puddles. When the Hare said ‘This next path is the wettest’ I braced myself, expecting to have to splosh through unavoidable quagmires but in fact she was referring to the unruly path-clogging tall ferns that duly tangled with and soaked our limbs, but which actually felt quite refreshing.
Dusty & Easily Overlooked were racing one another and though I could often hear EO’s ‘On On’ calls, it was not always easy to discern the direction they had come from, so it left Robin Hood and Scooby Doo still taking falsies, with me blindly following them sometimes too.
Call Girl took a couple of short-cuts, but her 2nd one proved to be a long cut for the Hare; as we emerged from the forest heading back home we realised that Call Girl was not with us, so Too Bright retraced her steps to find her whilst I waited for a while. Eventually I set off again feeling secure that our errant Hasher would be found, but found myself on my own by now, missed a turn to the right, then came across a circle that wasn’t kicked, took what turned out to be the correct way, but on not finding any flour retraced my steps to the circle when TIFM appeared! He headed on downwards, and preferring not to be on my own I kicked the circle that way and followed him. We soon found that we knew where we were – heading home, but not On!
And who should be calmly waiting with the other returnees when we got back? Call Girl! From her short cut, she’d found the trail and carried on, but neither the Hare nor those of us at the back knew that she’d done that.
Verdict: Everyone thoroughly enjoyed this run, so many thanks Too Bright, for setting us such an interesting Hash. We were grateful to have an excuse to get out and blow the damp cobwebs away, and to ensure your efforts were not in vain.
In The Pub: Yes, you read that correctly – ‘In The Pub’! The Silver Lining of the day!
Pre-Hash there had been a discussion as to whether we would attempt to visit a Pub afterwards, and the consensus was that we would. We took a vote on whether it be the Good Intent, or the Cyder House. The Good Intent won, but then it transpired that the Hare wanted to try the Cyder House as she had never been there. Decision made, we headed for Shackleford. Parking was the usual issue, and though the Pub was very busy inside and in the sheltered patio, we managed to find seating out in the small garden – practically in the Car Park.
Oh, boy, did it feel good? Normality! Ciders & beers and socialising in (at)a Pub!!! And chips! Courtesy of Easily Overlooked. Thank you, Ruth.
Something else! It felt really special to be in that group of Hashers who were there for the great ‘Return to Normality’ event! Sorry that the rest of you missed it.
Scooby Doo mostly provided the entertainment, keeping us abreast of his latest exploits – life, the universe (ity) and his love life, whilst Too Bright, in true gardener style, grounded him and us with healthy dose of reality.